ABBOTT and Squashtello
Abbott: "Who's bought first?"
Squastello: "Who."
Abbott: "That's what I'm asking. Who's bought first?"
Squashtello: "That's what I'm telling you. Who."
Abbott: "What?"
Squashtello: "No, he's bought next...."

For two pumpkins not quite ready for the Borscht Belt, Abbott and his brother Squashtello certainly know how to have a lively conversation. They'll be even livelier once they've turned bright orange (any day now) and take their brand of irreverency to the masses who pass by your front door this Halloween.  So take my gourd. Both of them. Please.  The pair are yours for only $15. Or the price of a really fat corned beef sandwich at Jerry's Deli.
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