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Tapping a vault omore than 1,500 original children’s rhyming, narrated, and delightfully scored poetic vignettes, this collection of nutty  but intelligent word plays in verse is currently in development as a continuing series of pizza slice-shaped books, pizza slice-shaped trading cards, a pizza  slice-shaped desk calendar, audio CDs, DVDs, a kid’s television game  show  which makes literacy fun, and  an interactive animated  web site located in a pizza factory. The Toad Pizza pizza slice-shaped book, trading card series, and desk calendar  are in  publisher presentation  stage. 












Produced by Too Nuts Productions, all three Toad Pizza property  extensions could go to press almost    immediately. The Toad Pizza premise: Somewhere below the subbasement of the Library of Congress, Bill Toad bakes pizza slice-shaped poems delivered to a world of kids hungry for great literature. At night, Bill and his staff sneak upstairs to raid the Library’s stacks for ‘Fabulous Facts,’ the quintessential ingredient upon which he bases his Toad Pizza pizza  slice-shaped poems. Then, deploying  Graaammar  (a  90-year  old  biker  chick who rides  a  Harley  outfitted  with  a  rocking  chair),  Bill delivers  his  Toad  Pizza  poetic  pizzas to millions of kids worldwide. What  better  way  to  avoid the host of teachers, parents, and  publishers  determined  to censor  his  works for poking way too much fun at language? Kids on the other hand can’t get enough Toad Pizza narrated, musical, poetic slices which creatively entertain while they covertly educate. 
                                  
Toad Pizza.  Don't eat it...Read it! (TM) 

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TOAD PIZZA
 Don't eat it.......Read It!
 
THESE KIDS LOVE TOAD PIZZA! 
CLICK  ANY  BLOCK  AND  SEE...
Somewhere below the main floor of the Library of Congress, that's where Bill Toad works! Night and day, day and night covertly running the TOAD PIZZA FACTORY, 
  baking pizza slice-shaped poetry for a world of kids hungry for uncommon literature! 

WHAT IS 
TOAD PIZZA? 
Here are just a few publishing ideas.
Toad Pizza Poem #1256
We played some poker with some cheetahs.
Their name explains just why they beat us!
 
I can't begin 
to tell you why
your soup contains puree of fly.
And per your query, "Are they tender?"
(Both answers lie within the blender.)
An overcoat spoke to a coat of paint.
He said with conviction and little restraint:
"I cover a woman who wears a nice blouse."
"So what?" shrugged the paint, "I cover her house!"
Toad Pizza Poem # 1499
Some fruit flies stuck  
in a jelly jar, 
are in a jam 
and glad they are!
 
Toad Pizza Poem #117
Toad Pizza Poem #390
SEE AND HEAR
TOAD PIZZA POEMS
TOAD PIZZA FABULOUS FACTS
TOAD PIZZA 
POEMS
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Toad Pizza Home
Toad Pizza poems
Toad Pizza Book Demo
What is Toad Pizza?
Too Nuts Home
Chloe
Matty
Noah
Chloe again!
Contact

WANNA SEE TOAD PIZZA POEMS? CLICK THE PIZZA PIE BELOW
WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT THE TOAD PIZZA FACTORY? CLICK THE TOAD PIZZA TO THE LEFT.

(Hear the Complete Toad Pizza Theme Song) 
WHERE TO GET EXCLUSIVE TOAD PIZZA MERCHANDISE?  www.cafepress.com/toadpizza