Tapping a vault of more than 1,500 original children’s rhyming, narrated, and delightfully scored poetic vignettes, this collection of nutty but intelligent word plays in verse is currently in development as a continuing series of pizza slice-shaped books, pizza slice-shaped trading cards, a pizza slice-shaped desk calendar, audio CDs, DVDs, a kid’s television game show which makes literacy fun, and an interactive animated web site located in a pizza factory. The Toad Pizza pizza slice-shaped book, trading card series, and desk calendar are in publisher presentation stage. Produced by Too Nuts Productions, all three Toad Pizza property extensions could go to press almost immediately. The Toad Pizza premise: Somewhere below the subbasement of the Library of Congress, Bill Toad bakes pizza slice-shaped poems delivered to a world of kids hungry for great literature. At night, Bill and his staff sneak upstairs to raid the Library’s stacks for ‘Fabulous Facts,’ the quintessential ingredient upon which he bases his Toad Pizza pizza slice-shaped poems.
Then, deploying Graaammar (a 90-year old biker chick
who rides a Harley outfitted with a rocking chair), Bill
delivers his Toad Pizza poetic pizzas to millions of kids
worldwide. What better way to avoid the host of teachers, parents, and publishers determined to censor his works for poking way too much fun at language? Kids on the other
hand can’t get enough Toad Pizza narrated, musical, poetic
slices which creatively entertain while they covertly educate.
Toad Pizza. Don't eat it...Read it! (TM)
TOAD PIZZA
Don't eat it.......Read It!
THESE KIDS LOVE TOAD PIZZA!
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I can't begin
to tell you why
your soup contains puree of fly.
And per your query, "Are they tender?"
(Both answers lie within the blender.)
An overcoat spoke to a coat of paint.
He said with conviction and little restraint:
"I cover a woman who wears a nice blouse."
"So what?" shrugged the paint, "I cover her house!"
